She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids
are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to
speak to him.
‘You ok?’ she says.
‘Yes.’ he says.
‘You can go and play with the other kids you know’ she says.
‘It’s best I stay here.’ he says.
‘Why?’ says the blonde.
The boy says: "Because I’m the ******* goal keeper"